DROP 01 · FREE TEE · $7.99 SHIPPING · GONE SUNDAY

Drop 01 · live now · Free tee. Just pay shipping.

The caption is the shirt.

12 captions, printed on heavyweight cotton. Live until Sunday 11:59 PM ET, then retired for good. Your first one is free — just pay $7.99 shipping.

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I'M NOT FAMOUS BUT I'M PRETTY SURE SOMEONE'S THERAPIST KNOWS MY NAMEKARMA IS LIKE 69 YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE

This week's drop

Free tee · $7.99 shipping · one free tee per order · retires Sunday 11:59 PM ET

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I'M NOT FAMOUS BUT I'M PRETTY SURE SOMEONE'S THERAPIST KNOWS MY NAME — Oversized TeeFree tee

I'M NOT FAMOUS BUT I'M PRETTY SURE SOMEONE'S THERAPIST KNOWS MY NAME

4.8

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I'M NOT FLIRTING I'M JUST HOT AND FRIENDLY — Oversized TeeFree tee

I'M NOT FLIRTING I'M JUST HOT AND FRIENDLY

4.8

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I'M NOT 30 I'M 18 WITH 12 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE — Oversized TeeFree tee

I'M NOT 30 I'M 18 WITH 12 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

4.8

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KARMA IS LIKE 69 YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE — Oversized TeeFree tee

KARMA IS LIKE 69 YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE

4.8

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DON'T TALK TO ME I HAVE A CRAZY GIRLFRIEND — Oversized TeeFree tee

DON'T TALK TO ME I HAVE A CRAZY GIRLFRIEND

4.8

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I'M TOO SLAVIC FOR THIS SHIT — Oversized TeeFree tee

I'M TOO SLAVIC FOR THIS SHIT

4.8

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I'M NOT 40 I'M 18 WITH 22 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE — Oversized TeeFree tee

I'M NOT 40 I'M 18 WITH 22 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

4.8

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I WANT YOU I JUST CAN'T FLIRT — Oversized TeeFree tee

I WANT YOU I JUST CAN'T FLIRT

4.8

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I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES I DATE THEM — Oversized TeeFree tee

I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES I DATE THEM

4.8

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MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU — Oversized TeeFree tee

MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU

4.8

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BEING SINGLE IS BETTER THAN ASKING A BOY TO ACT LIKE A MAN — Oversized TeeFree tee

BEING SINGLE IS BETTER THAN ASKING A BOY TO ACT LIKE A MAN

4.8

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SHE SAID FORMULA ONE OR ME SOMETIMES I MISS HER — Classic TeeFree tee

SHE SAID FORMULA ONE OR ME SOMETIMES I MISS HER

4.8

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Live Monday

A new set of captions every week

Retires Sunday 11:59 PM

For good. No restocks, no waiting

Made to order

Nothing sits in a warehouse; printed for you in 1–2 days

Keep-it guarantee

Wear it for 30 days. Not you? Keep it. Full refund, no return label, no questions.

Drop Club

A new caption of your choice every month. $34.95, shipped.

Pick one caption from each week's drop, whenever you want it that month. Same heavyweight cotton, same made-to-order print, $10.00 under the one-time price. Cancel in one click from your Whop account — even right after your first tee ships.

  • $34.95 a month, shipping included
  • Your pick from that week’s drop, every month
  • Cancel in one click, any time
  • Or prepay 3 months for $94.95 and save $9.90

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$34.95

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$94.95

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Drop Club is offered on your order page, right after your free tee. Nothing is added to that charge.

240 GSM cotton

Heavyweight, holds its shape

Print that lasts

DTG deep-set ink, wash cold

Tracked delivery

3–5 days

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