I’M NOT FAMOUS BUT I’M PRETTY SURE SOMEONE’S THERAPIST KNOWS MY NAME
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Nine captions. Find the one that sounds like you.
Your caption. Your tee. US$44.95, one-time. Wear it 30 days — if it isn’t you, keep it and we refund you.
Collection reopenedI’m not flirting I’m just hot and friendly
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I'M NOT 30. I'M 18 WITH 12 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
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Before you order
Pick your caption. Check the details.
- FitEach product page has the garment style, available colors and size guide.
- PrintThe photographs and product details show the print placement.
- MadeNothing sits in a warehouse; this is printed for you.
- ProductionMade to order · allow 7–14 days for production
Made to order. Allow 7–14 days for production.
KARMA IS LIKE 69: YOU GET, WHAT YOU GIVE
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DON'T TALK TO ME I HAVE A CRAZY GIRLFRIEND
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I'M TOO SLAVIC FOR THIS SHIT
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The keep-it guarantee
Wear it for 30 days. Not you? Keep it. Full refund, no return label, no questions.
- Keep itWear it. If it isn’t you, email support@thecaptionclub.com within 30 days of delivery. Full refund. Keep the shirt.
- SizeWrong size? Free size exchange — we swap it.
- MadeNothing sits in a warehouse; this is printed for you.
I'M NOT 40. I'M 18 WITH 22 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
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I WANT YOU I JUST CAN'T FLIRT
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I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES I DATE THEM
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The offer, in one line
Your caption. Your tee. US$44.95.
Base prices in US dollars. One-time payment. Final total and currency shown at checkout. Wear it for 30 days. Not you? Keep it. Full refund, no return label, no questions.
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